OK so I found this HILLARIOUS MeMe and just had to link up to it. I am a little late in the game but oh well, it was too funny to not share and my GOD this blog is funny! I am in a bit of a quirky mood...you guys will either love this or hate this. Ha! Lets see....
1) What does Meme mean?
ME! ME! I am a braggart read about me....kidding...but seriously....it is about me. And I rock. Take that
2) 2011 – Was it all you’d hoped it would be?
It was the best year of my life. I became a mother. I also got really fat. But you know popping out a kid will do that to you. Mind you I put on 55 pounds and gave birth to a 6.1 pound child...you do the math.
3) Did you watch the Royal Wedding?
No, so not interested. But I did follow up on the juicy details in the trashy magazines. Yah, I am such a hypocrite.
4) Where are your pants?
Justin Bieber human or some sort of robot?
Robot. A robot of pure evil disguised behind really BAD hair. Sent by the devil to destroy music as we know it
6) If you had only one thing to wish for this coming year, what would it be?
That someone will magically give me money for a new tattoo
7) Would you call yourself a “social media maven?”
I prefer "Social Media Slut"
8 ) If you had to take three things to a desert island (let’s assume you have ample food and water), what would they be?
A solar powered charger for my Iphone4
And wine. Lots and lots of wine
9) If you had the ability to banish certain offenses to an island where they would be rehabilitated into being okay again, what would those offenses be?
All passive aggressive people would need to go to said island until they learned to communicate in a way that didnt drive me MENTAL
10) How do YOU think the air conditioner works?
Ex-Santa Elves that got the can for making defunct toys make snow in a magical little box that makes me cool and happy
11) Do you ACTUALLY think you can make money blogging?
That`s funny! Your funny! hahahahahaha!
12) There’s a lot of talk in the blog world about microblogging taking over traditional blogs. Do you think that’s the case?
Nope because you cannot possible cram enough gossip into 140 characters.
13) If you could give one piece of advice to your younger self, what would it be?
YOU ARE NOT AS FAT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE! In fact you are a skinny bitch. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS DUMB ASS
14) If you could’ve told yourself this time last year one thing, what would it be?
Throw everything you THINK you know about babies and parenting out the door. This kid is gonna throw you for a loop
15) If you could have one Super Power, what would it be?
My boobs would make milk from 7am to 7pm, and then magically produce copious amounts of wine. Lots and lots of flowing wine. Mmmmmmm wine
16) If you could do one thing you can’t currently do, and do it well, what would it be?
Web Design. Yes, I am a nerd
17) What surprises you about yourself?
That I existed for as long as I did on so little sleep, and survived with my child in one piece.
18) What was your favorite blog post/tweet of the past year?
I like this one and also this one
19) Do you REALLY think “Purple Should Be A Flavor?”
Uhm, I think I missing something here???? The snozberries taste like snozberries?
20) If you could make one outlandish wish for 2012, what would it be?
I would win the lottery and take Claire to Disney World....yes, she is 8 months old, and yes I realize she wouldn't have a fucking clue what was going on. But, I won the lottery remember? So who cares! Mommy wants to go to Disney World!